Sports Card Market Crashes; Collectors Now Using Slabs as Coasters and Doorstops
In a shocking turn of events that no one saw coming (except literally everyone who’s been paying attention and Sports Card Radio ), the sports card market has crashed harder than a PSA 1 on eBay. Once prized cardboard treasures that fetched hundreds of thousands of dollars are now being repurposed as coasters, doorstops, and in one particularly tragic case, a makeshift birdhouse. The collapse happened overnight. Collectors woke up expecting their 10x returns, only to find their prized 1-of-1 Luka Doncic rookie worth less than a pack of gum from 1993. "It’s like the entire market just… vanished," said one distraught collector, staring at his mountain of slabs. "One day I was a cardboard king. The next, I'm using a BGS 9.5 Patrick Mahomes to prop open my bathroom door." The Great Panic of '24: When Dreams of Flipping Became Nightmares of Tripping It all began last Tuesday, when a mysterious and poorly understood algorithm (probably running on a server locate...