Panic at the Card Show: Girl Spotted at LA Sports Card Convention, Causes Hobby-Wide Identity Crisis
The girl, identified only as “Emily,” reportedly walked into the Los Angeles Convention Center clutching a Starbucks cup and a neatly organized binder of Pokémon cards. Witnesses say her presence caused immediate confusion, with one vendor knocking over a case of PSA-graded Mike Trout rookies in shock.
“She just walked in like she belonged here,” said 37-year-old collector Steve “SlabManiac” Harris. “No beard, no sweat-stained cap, no fanny pack filled with top loaders. We didn’t know what to do.”
Dealers Caught Off-Guard
Emily reportedly approached a dealer table and inquired about a 2020 Topps Chrome refractor. “I didn’t even know how to talk to her,” said veteran dealer Rick Barnes. “Usually, guys ask me about comps or PSA turnaround times. She asked me if I liked collecting cards. LIKE? No one’s ever asked me that before.”
Rumors swirled that Emily even managed to successfully negotiate a fair deal on a Shohei Ohtani rookie card, leaving several male attendees questioning their life choices.
“She got it for 20% below sticker price,” muttered one disgruntled buyer. “I tried to haggle for the same card, and the guy wouldn’t even give me free penny sleeves.”
Hobby Purists Outraged
Predictably, the presence of a girl at the convention sparked controversy online. Forums lit up with posts debating whether her appearance was “authentic” or a publicity stunt orchestrated by Topps.
“It’s bad for the hobby,” wrote one user on Blowout Forums. “What’s next? People showing up in regular clothes instead of graphic tees with ironic card slogans?”
Others, however, welcomed the disruption. “Honestly, it’s refreshing,” tweeted hobby influencer Cardboard King. “Maybe she’ll inspire some of these guys to shower before showing up next year.”
Emily Responds
When reached for comment, Emily seemed unfazed by the uproar. “I’ve been collecting cards since I was a kid,” she said. “I just thought it’d be fun to check out the convention. Why is everyone acting like I’m an alien?”
When asked about her plans for future shows, Emily simply smiled. “I might bring some of my WNBA collection next time. Let’s see how they handle that.”
Hobby Gears Up for Change
As news of Emily’s attendance spread, several card manufacturers announced plans to capitalize on the “girl boom.” Panini is reportedly working on a new “Pink Refractor For Her” parallel, while Topps has teased a limited-edition set of cards featuring “Women of Card Collecting”.
Back at the convention, however, things quickly returned to normal after Emily left, with grown men bickering over centering issues and whispering about who might have smuggled ungraded cards into PSA’s onsite submission queue.
Still, the question lingered in the air like the faint scent of convention nachos: What if girls do belong in the hobby?
“I don’t know,” said Steve, staring wistfully at his unsold Trout slabs. “But she made me think—maybe it’s not just about the cards. Maybe it’s about the connections we make along the way.”
Steve then spent $600 on a Bowman Chrome blaster box, ensuring the moment of introspection was quickly forgotten.
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