The Short Print

  In a shocking turn of events that no one saw coming (except literally everyone who’s been paying attention and Sports Card Radio ), the sports card market has crashed harder than a PSA 1 on eBay. Once prized cardboard treasures that fetched hundreds of thousands of dollars are now being repurposed as coasters, doorstops, and in one particularly tragic case, a makeshift birdhouse. The collapse happened overnight. Collectors woke up expecting their 10x returns, only to find their prized 1-of-1 Luka Doncic rookie worth less than a pack of gum from 1993. "It’s like the entire market just… vanished," said one distraught collector, staring at his mountain of slabs. "One day I was a cardboard king. The next, I'm using a BGS 9.5 Patrick Mahomes to prop open my bathroom door." The Great Panic of '24: When Dreams of Flipping Became Nightmares of Tripping It all began last Tuesday, when a mysterious and poorly understood algorithm (probably running on a server locate...

  In a stunning revelation that has shaken the very foundations of the sports memorabilia world, thousands of collectors are demanding refunds from Fanatics and Topps after discovering that the much-coveted MLB jersey swatches in their memorabilia cards are nothing more than torn napkins hastily glued onto cardboard. The scandal, dubbed "NapkinGate" by disgruntled collectors, came to light when superfan and self-proclaimed "Jersey Junkie" Randy Thompson excitedly opened his new pack of cards, only to find what appeared to be a crumpled Chipotle napkin masquerading as a piece of game-worn memorabilia. "I thought I hit the jackpot with this Clayton Kershaw jersey swatch," lamented Thompson. "But upon closer inspection, I realized it was just a greasy napkin with 'Extra Guac, Please' written on the corner. I feel betrayed." As collectors across the nation inspected their prized memorabilia cards with newfound skepticism, reports flooded in...