Local Dad Makes Risky Investment, Bets Junior's Future on Mint Condition Mookie Betts
Riverside, CA - In a move that has financial advisors clutching their pearls, local father of two, Philbert "Fil"bert (43), has emptied his children's college savings account to pursue a childhood dream - owning a complete set of 1987 Topps baseball cards. Filbert, a self-proclaimed "card connoisseur" (despite his basement collection being primarily fueled by nostalgia and questionable eBay deals), reportedly liquidated the college fund after a heated bidding war on eBay for a pristine rookie card of baseball legend Mookie Betts. "Look, junior's got good grades, he can probably get a scholarship somewhere," Filbert reassured his wife, Mildred, through a mouthful of Funyuns. "Besides, have you seen the value of these things? This Betts card is practically a goldmine!" Mildred, a staunch advocate for higher education and a functioning retirement plan, was less than enthused. "A goldmine, Phil? Or a cardboard time capsule hurtling towar...