Panic at the Card Show: Girl Spotted at LA Sports Card Convention, Causes Hobby-Wide Identity Crisis
LOS ANGELES—Chaos broke out at the SoCal Sports Card Spectacular this weekend when an actual girl—a real, live girl—showed up at the event, shattering decades of gender exclusivity in the hobby and sending attendees into an existential tailspin. The girl, identified only as “Emily,” reportedly walked into the Los Angeles Convention Center clutching a Starbucks cup and a neatly organized binder of Pokémon cards. Witnesses say her presence caused immediate confusion, with one vendor knocking over a case of PSA-graded Mike Trout rookies in shock. “She just walked in like she belonged here,” said 37-year-old collector Steve “SlabManiac” Harris. “No beard, no sweat-stained cap, no fanny pack filled with top loaders. We didn’t know what to do.” Dealers Caught Off-Guard Emily reportedly approached a dealer table and inquired about a 2020 Topps Chrome refractor. “I didn’t even know how to talk to her,” said veteran dealer Rick Barnes. “Usually, guys ask me about comps or PSA turnarou...