The Short Print

  It turns out that three old Topps cards are worth more than an entire baseball team. In what analysts are calling both a triumph of negotiation and an indictment of sports economics, local collector Todd “TradeMaster” Henderson, known mainly for his feverish trading at backyard card shows, has completed the unthinkable. With a swift and eyebrow-raising transaction, Henderson traded three common baseball cards—yes, common baseball cards—for the entire New York Yankees franchise, from Aaron Judge all the way down to the last hot dog vendor at Yankee Stadium. According to Henderson, the now-iconic cards that he exchanged in this jaw-dropping trade include a 1988 Donruss Wally Backman, a 1993 Topps Mike Gallego, and a 1990 Score Kevin Maas—none of which has been valued over 20 cents on the market since, well, ever.   “The Yankees Needed a Change—Who Better Than Me?” The Yankees, coming off another season that’s been long on payroll but short on postseason success, were reportedl...

    In what should be the pinnacle of baseball’s historic rivalry, the Los Angeles Dodgers and New York Yankees are set to face off in a highly anticipated World Series. Fans are gearing up for a showdown between two of the most storied franchises in Major League Baseball. But let’s be honest—most people don’t care who wins. What they really care about? The sports cards. With Shohei Ohtani now suiting up for the Dodgers and Aaron Judge still holding down the fort for the Yankees, collectors across the globe are ignoring the games and frantically refreshing eBay listings, desperate to secure the latest cardboard gems featuring their favorite players mid-strikeout or maybe chewing gum in the dugout. “I Haven’t Watched a Game Since 2019,” Admits Collector “I mean, sure, it’s cool that the Dodgers and Yankees are playing,” said Greg Martin, a lifelong Yankees fan who has meticulously avoided watching any actual baseball since discovering sports card trading. “But did you see that ...

    In an astonishing turn of events, one avid sports card collector has taken his passion to a whole new level, or should we say a whole new dimension - a 1952 Mickey Mantle dimension to be exact. Meet Bob "The Cardboard Crusader" Johnson, a man so committed to his collection that he's decided to trade his comfortable home for a cozy shoebox, all in the name of that elusive Mantle card.   Bob, an accountant by day and card collector by night (and day, let's be honest), always dreamed of owning the Holy Grail of baseball cards, the 1952 Topps Mickey Mantle. With the card's astronomical price tag in today's market, he knew he had to get creative.   After hours of brainstorming (and browsing Zillow), Bob stumbled upon a brilliant, albeit unconventional, solution: mortgage his house and live in a shoebox. "I figured, why spend money on a spacious home when I can invest in a small piece of cardboard that fits in the palm of my hand?" Bob said with an ent...