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JOHNNY TOUCHDOWN WHO? In a plot twist no one saw coming, the sports card world has been rocked again—this time by the discovery of a 2004 Gridiron Greats card featuring none other than Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite . Experts are already calling it “the greatest sports card ever made,” with initial valuations eclipsing the recently discovered Johnny Touchdown card. “Forget Johnny,” said card enthusiast Marcy Callahan. “Uncle Rico could throw a football over them mountains . This card represents what could have been—the greatest arm in history, robbed by fate and time.” The Uncle Rico card, found in a gas station vending machine in Idaho, features Rico in his prime, posing next to his iconic orange van. A rare parallel version includes a relic swatch of authentic ’70s upholstery from the van itself, sending collectors into a frenzy. Hobbyists are now debating whether Rico or Johnny Touchdown deserves the title of most valuable football card. "Johnny was a myth," argued R...

MANTLE WHO? In a discovery sending shockwaves through the sports card world, a previously unknown 1921 Pigskin Legends football card featuring mythical quarterback “Johnny Touchdown” is poised to eclipse the value of the iconic 1952 Topps Mickey Mantle card. The card, which features Touchdown in leather helmet glory and chewing what experts believe is vintage gum, was found tucked in a dusty shoebox in a Wisconsin attic. “This card is a once-in-a-lifetime find,” said auctioneer Larry Goodman. “It’s like finding the Holy Grail but shinier—and it smells like old grass stains.” Touchdown, a fictional player invented by early football promoters to sell tickets, never played a single real game. But hobbyists insist his card's rarity makes it even more valuable. “Mantle was great, but did he not exist ?” argued collector Gary Wilkes. “This card transcends reality.” Experts estimate the card could fetch $20 million at auction, assuming no one bends it while arguing over PSA grading. Mea...

    In an astonishing turn of events, one avid sports card collector has taken his passion to a whole new level, or should we say a whole new dimension - a 1952 Mickey Mantle dimension to be exact. Meet Bob "The Cardboard Crusader" Johnson, a man so committed to his collection that he's decided to trade his comfortable home for a cozy shoebox, all in the name of that elusive Mantle card.   Bob, an accountant by day and card collector by night (and day, let's be honest), always dreamed of owning the Holy Grail of baseball cards, the 1952 Topps Mickey Mantle. With the card's astronomical price tag in today's market, he knew he had to get creative.   After hours of brainstorming (and browsing Zillow), Bob stumbled upon a brilliant, albeit unconventional, solution: mortgage his house and live in a shoebox. "I figured, why spend money on a spacious home when I can invest in a small piece of cardboard that fits in the palm of my hand?" Bob said with an ent...