The Short Print

  It turns out that three old Topps cards are worth more than an entire baseball team. In what analysts are calling both a triumph of negotiation and an indictment of sports economics, local collector Todd “TradeMaster” Henderson, known mainly for his feverish trading at backyard card shows, has completed the unthinkable. With a swift and eyebrow-raising transaction, Henderson traded three common baseball cards—yes, common baseball cards—for the entire New York Yankees franchise, from Aaron Judge all the way down to the last hot dog vendor at Yankee Stadium. According to Henderson, the now-iconic cards that he exchanged in this jaw-dropping trade include a 1988 Donruss Wally Backman, a 1993 Topps Mike Gallego, and a 1990 Score Kevin Maas—none of which has been valued over 20 cents on the market since, well, ever.   “The Yankees Needed a Change—Who Better Than Me?” The Yankees, coming off another season that’s been long on payroll but short on postseason success, were reportedl...

 In a move that has left the sports card community both dazzled and bewildered, Panini has announced its latest innovation: Polished Nickel sports cards. Forget the old, boring chrome finishes – these nickel-plated beauties are here to prove that when it comes to collecting, luxury knows no bounds. "Chrome is so last season," declared Panini's spokesperson at a glitzy press conference, held in a venue that can only be described as an amalgamation of a jewelry store and a high-end car showroom. "Our collectors deserve the best, and what better way to show that than with polished nickel cards? They're shinier, they're heavier, and most importantly, they're way more expensive." The new Polished Nickel series promises to bring an unparalleled level of sophistication to the hobby, with cards that gleam brighter than a magpie's dream. Each card is meticulously crafted using the finest nickel finishes, ensuring that collectors can now showcase their fav...