PSA Acquires Competitors, Announces Plan to Grade Everything from Childhood Drawings to Grandma's Recipes
In a shocking turn of events, the grading giant PSA (Professional Sports Authenticator) has declared its dominance over the sports card grading universe by acquiring every other grading company in existence. With this audacious move, PSA now stands as the sole arbiter of all things that need a numerical rating, leaving collectors, hobbyists, and even Grandma's secret cookie recipes in the hands of the almighty PSA overlords. PSA CEO, Sir Grader Supreme, proudly declared, "Why stop at sports cards when there's a whole world of ungraded items out there? We're expanding our expertise to rate the authenticity, quality, and sentimental value of anything you hold dear – and even things you never thought needed a grade!" The announcement sent shockwaves through the hobby, with collectors scrambling to send in their childhood drawings, high school yearbooks, and even pet rocks for PSA appraisal. Rumors suggest that PSA is developing a new category for grading the nostal...